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the trip to Africa wasn't as, well how could i put this... it wasn't as relaxing as what i thought it would be. it started with going to the naked man sauna in the sauna hut, so obviously i'm walking round in there naked will all my bits out. afterwards I go to get a martini with a new friend I met in the sauna (while naked), I thought it was good that I had made a friend within my first day of being there. when we finished our drinks we were walking along the path just outside the forest when I was drugged, later on I woke up on the ground naked. the time was around 11.00 - 12.30, I already knew that you never wanted to be around the forest when it was dark because that's when all the animals come out of the forest to play. So there I am a white guy in the blackness not knowing where I was or what to do, so I took a dump. When I looked at my dump (normal people totally do that) I realised it was quite big, the time was around 3.30am about now and the sun was slowly starting to come up. Out of nowhere all of a sudden I hear this animal noise, I dreaded what was going to happen next, out of the forest came this family of hippos. Of course knowing me I wanted to touch one, so I went after the baby hippo and started patting it, it's  mother then looked at me really angrily so I ran like a little poofta and she started chasing me. As much as you may not want to picture it just think of a fat white man running down a path being chased by a huge hippopotamus, that there is the story of why i'm never going travelling somewhere like that ever, ever, EVER again!!